In this busy world, we need some relaxation and funny things in order to balance our life with Stress-Joy combination. Earlier I had written an article called “Funny conversation between teacher and student” and that widely got more likes and shares. So I planned to write this article, Funny conversations between Doctor and Patient. I try to make each and every conversation with more humor and you will like these every conversation, I believe. Alright, let’s see 15 of the best funny conversations between Doctor and Patient.
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Funny Conversations Between Doctor and Patient
Doctor: You are in very critical condition. you are dying and you don’t have much time.
Patient: OMG, that’s terrible. How long have I got?
Patient: 10 what? days, weeks, months or years?
Wife: Doctor, my husband talking every night while he sleeping..!
Doctor: You must allow him to talk at the day times..!
John: Doctor, I have a cold in my eyes for last few days
Doctor: What?? Cold in the eye??
John: Yes Doctor. Like running nose, it’s running eye..
Doctor: Oh.. I got the point.. Don’t wear your COOLING glass anymore…!
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Patient: Can you diagnose my illness?
Doctor: Your eyesight seems to be poor.
Patient: How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: Even you couldn’t read the front board sign. This is a Veterinary hospital.
Doctor: Hi Geetha, What’s your problem?
Geetha: Actually I don’t know how to express my feeling of pain doctor..!
Doctor: Don’t worry, even I don’t know how to do surgery for this pain..
John contacts a doctor over the phone..
John: My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Doctor: Is this her first child?
John: No.. you idiot, this is her husband..!
Doctor: I have some bad news and very bad news.. What you wanna hear first?
Patient: Tell me the bad news first..
Doctor: Your lab report came and it said you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: What the hell? Nothing could be worse than this news.. So what is the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday..!
Patient: Doctor, is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: Get married..!
Patient: Will it help to live a long life?
Doctor: No.. but it will avoid such thoughts..
Jack: Doctor, my wife drunk a liter of petrol. What can I do?
Doctor: Ask her to run 60Km. Then it’ll be alright.
Patient: Doctor I have a problem, I keep losing my temper with people
Doctor: Alright, don’t worry. Tell me about your problem?
Patient: I just said, you stupid bastard.
Person: Doctor, my son swallowed our house key one month before
Doctor: But, why you bring him after a month?
Person: We had a duplicate key, so we managed.
A Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl..
Doctor: Every day I give a rose to her
Engineer: But, every day I give an apple to her
Doctor: Why you give an apple to her?
Engineer: An apple a day keeps a doctor away..
Patient: Doctor, I couldn’t hear anything
Doctor: How long this problem happens?
Patient: It starts just one week ago
Doctor: Don’t worry. you are perfectly alright.
Patient: How you come to this conclusion?
Doctor: Because you answer my questions…!
Patient: Doctor, how much you charge for a plastic surgery?
Doctor: It’s about $10,000 bucks.
Patient: Alright, so how much it will be if I give some plastics?
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These are some of the best funny conversations between doctor and patient. If you like these conversations, like and share below. Also, I know, there are lots of people out there with more humour. If you have any new funny conversations between doctor and patient, just drop that in the comment box below and I’ll add your conversations with this article if it’s appropriate.