Have you ever saw or heard the funny conversations between doctor and patient? Few of you might face that situation. Those funny conversations were hilarious.
In this busy and stressful world, we extremely need some relaxation. We should give a good rest to our brain and other organs. But most of the people failed to do that. They want only money and prestige in their life. Of course, we need money and reputation in this world. But, keep in mind, don’t sacrifice your whole life only to money and status. You should live your life peacefully and joyfully.
Funny and humor things will be definitely the part of your peaceful and joyful life. Do you agree with me? A few months ago I was published “Funny conversation between teacher and student” which went viral in every social media platforms.
So this time I am going to share some Funny conversations between Doctor and Patient. Are you ready to laugh out loud? Here you go, the best funny conversations between doctor and patient.
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Funny Conversations Between Doctor and Patient
Doctor: You are in very critical condition. you are dying and you don’t have much time.
Patient: OMG, that’s terrible. How long have I got?
Patient: 10 what? days, weeks, months or years?
Wife: Doctor, my husband talking every night while he sleeping.
Doctor: You must allow him to talk at the day times.
Doctor: What?? Cold in the eye??
John: Yes Doctor. Like running nose, it’s running eye.
Doctor: Oh.. I got the point. Don’t wear your COOLING glass anymore.
Patient: Can you diagnose my illness?
Doctor: Your eyesight seems to be poor.
Patient: How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: Even you couldn’t read the front board sign. This is a Veterinary hospital.
Doctor: Hi Geetha, What’s your problem?
Geetha: Actually I don’t know how to express my feeling of the pain doctor.
Doctor: Don’t worry, even I don’t know how to do surgery for this pain.
John contacts a doctor over the phone.
John: My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Doctor: Is this her first child?
John: No.. you idiot, this is her husband..!
Doctor: I have some bad news and very bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Patient: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your lab report came and it said you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: What the hell? Nothing could be worse than this news. So what is the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday..!
Patient: Doctor, is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: Get married!
Patient: Will it help to live a long life?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.
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Jack: Doctor, my wife drunk a liter of petrol. What can I do?
Doctor: Ask her to run 60Km. Then it’ll be alright.
Patient: Doctor I have a problem, I keep losing my temper with people
Doctor: Alright, don’t worry. Tell me about your problem?
Patient: I just said, you stupid bastard.
Person: Doctor, my son swallowed our house key one month before
Doctor: But, why do you bring him after a month?
Person: We had a duplicate key, so we managed.
A Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl.
Doctor: Every day I give a rose to her
Engineer: But, every day I give an apple to her
Doctor: Why you give an apple to her?
Engineer: An apple a day keeps a doctor away.
Patient: Doctor, I couldn’t hear anything
Doctor: How long this problem happens?
Patient: It starts just one week ago
Doctor: Don’t worry. you are perfectly alright.
Patient: How you come to this conclusion?
Doctor: Because you answer my questions…!
Patient: Doctor, how much you charge for a plastic surgery?
Doctor: It’s about $10,000 bucks.
Patient: Alright, so how much it will be if I give some plastics?
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These are some of the best funny conversations between doctor and patient. I hope you enjoyed to read these funny conversations. did you? I know, many people out there with a good humor. If you faced these kinds of funny conversations between doctor and patient, write that in the comment box below. I am very happy to add your funny conversations in my site. Also, you can share these funny dialogues with your friends and family by clicking one of the social share buttons below.