Funny Conversation between Teacher and Student

Sometimes the conversation between a student and a teacher makes us laugh. At least one or two students there in each class for purposely asking silly questions to teachers which make everyone laugh. This is why I felt to write this article “Funny Conversation between Teacher and Student”. In this stressful, tired life, most of the people seeking some relaxation and funny things which may help them to relax. In fact, some people use the search engines for searching funny quotes and make their life happy and cool. It’s about one month ago I bought a book from Amazon called “Funny conversations with God“. That was awesome. I highly recommend you to buy that book.  Alright, in this ” Funny Conversation between Teacher and Student” article,  I’m going to bring down best 11 funny conversations for you. So are you ready to laugh out loudly?
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Best Funny Conversation Between Teacher and Student

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?

Student: Frog

Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please

Student: Another Frog..!

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Teacher punished John and let him stand outside the class.

John: (Stand outside and laugh)

Teacher: Why are you laughing John?

John: I’m an OUTSTANDING student.

Teacher: How you say that?

John: Because I always STAND OUTSIDE the class..!

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Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Because of the sign madam.

Teacher: What is that sign?

Student: The one which says, “School ahead, Go slow”.

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Teacher: Jack, What is the chemical formula of Water

Jack: H I J K L M N O

Teacher: What are you talking about Jack? I just asked you the chemical formula of water.

Jack: Yes Madam. I answered for that. Didn’t you remember that yesterday you taught me the chemical formula of water is H to O?

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Teacher: John, go to the map and find America

John: (He go to the map and point out the correct place) Here it is sir..!

Teacher: Excellent John. Now class, Who discovered America?

Class: (All of them together) It’s John.

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Teacher : Jessie, Give me a sentence which starting with the letter “I”

Jessie: I is….

Teacher: No Jessie, Always the letter “I” start like I am….

Jessie: Ok Madam.” I am the ninth letter of the Alphabet”

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Teacher: People of blood group A can only take blood from donors of “A” group blood and People of blood group B can only take blood from donors of “B” group blood. But some can accept blood from any group and who are they?

Student: (Thought for a few seconds and reply) Madam, it’s MOSQUITOES.

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Teacher: Harry, What is close to us? Australia or the moon?

Harry: The moon, sir.

Teacher: That’s wrong harry. How did you say that the moon is closer than Australia?

Harry: Because We can see the moon from here. But we can’t see Australia.

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Teacher: John, Drinking more water is good or bad?

John: Undoubtedly, Good madam

Teacher: Very good, So John tell me why we drink water?

John: Because we can’t eat water, madam. That is why we drink water.

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Teacher: Name 5 animals that live in water

Student: Frog…

Teacher: Very good. Name other 4 animals.

Student: His mother, His father, His sister and His brother..!

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Teacher: Jack, How old is your father?

Jack: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is that possible Jack?

Jack: He became a father only after I was born..!

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So, Hopefully, these conversations make you laugh at least a bit. “A day without laughter is a day wasted” said by the great comedian Charlie Chaplin. And he extended the following lines too, “My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh, but my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain”. Sometimes the above conversations bring you to your old school days. School days are unforgettable and it left so much of memory in all of us. Every one of us has at least a funny moment in school days. If so, you can share that with everyone by type the incident in the comment box below.