Funny Conversation between Teacher and Student

April 20, 2018

Sometimes the funny conversation between teacher and student makes us laugh. Every class has at least one or two students who purposely asking silly questions to teachers which make everyone laugh. When I was in high school, there was a guy who was my good friend, purposely asked funny questions to lecturer and make every one of us laugh. It is like one of his duties. Now we could understand that without him our classroom would be bored.

In this stressful and tired life, we people seeking some relaxation and funny things which may help us to relax. Try this; after coming from the long day work, switch on the TV and watch some funny programs. Definitely, that will help you de-stress.

Some people who addicted to sitting in front of the PC, laptops, smartphones, tablets use the search engines for searching funny quotes and sayings. They strongly believe these funny jokes and humor stories help them to relax their brain. I absolutely agreed with them and even you can try this technique when you really need to relax for some time after a long stressful day.

Alright, I don’t want to make you more stress with a bunch of talks. let’s jump into the funny conversation between teacher and student. I’m going to line up the best 18 funny conversations between teacher and student. So are you ready to recall your school memories and laugh out loud?
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Best Funny Conversation Between Teacher and Student

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please
Student: Another Frog..!

Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Student: Sir, let him do. I don’t want to fail alone.

Teacher punished John and let him stand outside the class.

John: (Stand outside and laugh)
Teacher: Why are you laughing John?
John: I’m an OUTSTANDING student.
Teacher: How you say that?
John: Because I always STAND OUTSIDE the class..!

Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Andrew: Because we can’t eat water, sir.
Teacher: How was your night Andrew?
Andrew: I don’t know sir because I was sleeping.

Andrew was expelled from school and went to look for a job.

Boss: I will pay you $5,000 per month then after 3 months I will increase it to $15,000. So when do you want to start?
Andrew: After 3 months sir.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign madam.
Teacher: What is that sign?
Student: The one which says, “School ahead, Go slow”.

Sir: Today’s topic is Photosynthesis
Student: Okay sir.
Sir: Tell me, what’s Photosynthesis?
Student: Today’s topic.

Teacher: Jack, What is the chemical formula for Water
Jack: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about Jack? I just asked you the chemical formula of water.
Jack: Yes Madam. I answered for that. Didn’t you remember that yesterday you taught me the chemical formula of water is H to O?

Medical College Professor to a girl student: Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size?
Girl Student: Sir I can’t answer this question, it’s too embarrassing.

Professor asked the same question to a male student.

Male Student: It’s the Pupil of a human eye.
Professor: Correct.

Then Professor turned to the female student and said, “Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high”. 5 times is too much.

Teacher: John, go to the map and find America
John: (He go to the map and point out the correct place) Here it is sir..!
Teacher: Excellent John. Now class, Who discovered America?
Class: (All of them together) It’s John.

Student: Wish you happy Techer’s day sir.
Sir: Who are you?
Student: I am one of your old students.
Sir: Write ‘Teacher’ ten times.

Teacher: Jessie, Give me a sentence which starting with the letter “I”
Jessie: I is….
Teacher: No Jessie, Always the letter “I” start like I am….
Jessie: Ok Madam.” I am the ninth letter of the Alphabet”

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: who just threw that?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

Teacher: People of blood group A can only take blood from donors of “A” group blood and People of blood group B can only take blood from donors of “B” group blood. But some can accept blood from any group and who are they?
Student: (Thought for a few seconds and reply) Madam, it’s MOSQUITOES.

Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer.

Teacher: Harry, What is close to us? Australia or the moon?
Harry: The moon, sir.
Teacher: That’s wrong Harry. How did you say that the moon is closer than Australia?
Harry: Because We can see the moon from here. But we can’t see Australia.

Teacher: John, Drinking more water is good or bad?
John: Undoubtedly, Good madam
Teacher: Very good, So John tell me why we drink water?
John: Because we can’t eat water, madam. That is why we drink water.

Teacher: Name 5 animals that live in water
Student: Frog…
Teacher: Very good. Name other 4 animals.
Student: His mother, His father, His sister and His brother..!

Teacher: Jack, How old is your father?
Jack: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is that possible Jack?
Jack: He became a father only after I was born..!

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Hopefully, these funny conversations between teacher and student make you laugh at least a bit. “A day without laughter is a day wasted” said by the great comedian Charlie Chaplin. He extended the following lines too, “My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh, but my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain”. What a thoughtful lines!

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